BLACKS BRAVELY DEFEND THEMSELVES AGAINST WHITE PRIVILEGE ATTACK

Molohon with his aura of White Privilege

Five heroic Black men were being hunted by racist cops today after they bravely fended off a "White Privilege" attack by a disabled man who had received too much social security money. 

The heroic act took place at Texas Chicken and Burgers in Flatbush, New York, where the "White supreeeemist" was hospitalized after offering to pay for the chicken meals of two Black men.

Joseph Molohon, 37, who suffers from MS and HIV (a common affliction among gay men in New York) had just gone to pick up money from Social Security and had a cool $1000 dollars in his back pocket. 

Flush with taxpayers' money that he hadn't blown on hookers, crack, weaves, mix tapes, or "We Wuz Kangz" books, Molohon decided to commit his brutal microaggression.

After hearing a couple of Blacks saying they didn't have enough money to buy their delicious chicken meals, Molohon decided to play the "Great White King" role by offering to pay for the Black men's chicken tendies. 
“I help everybody. I help people with cigarettes. If they ask me for money, I’ll give them a dollar or two. I’m a really nice person. I’m a country boy,” Molohon told the New York Post“I would have given them whatever they needed. If they needed five bucks, I would have given them five bucks. A meal there costs like $7.”
The Blacks, feeling insulted by this blatant microaggression, reacted by bravely picking up the disabled man's cane and beating him over the head with it. 

After Molohon fell, but while he was still capable of further microaggressions such as complimenting his assailants on their "athletic prowess," two more Black heroes joined the fray and started kicking the White micro-aggressor. 

Later a fifth social justice crusader dropped by and rifled through Molohon's pockets, unfortunately failing to find the $1000 dollars due to the failures of our racist education system.
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  1. The biting satire here probably wouldn't register at Columbia or Yale.

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  2. I don't want to seem extreme or anything but I think all nigs should die. Chicken tenders? Maybe they should eat shit instead. It's good enough for their brothers in the zoo.

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  3. FVCKING ANIMALS

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  4. Karma will be coming, CANT WAIT TO SEE THESE ONES GET DAM JACKAL SKULLS CRACKED OPEN!!!

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  5. Black leftist scum like these guys are always brave and macho when they attack helpless people or work in a gang of 10 to one. One on One they are not so bad. They are like a pack of hyenas. One Hyena will run from you but let 5 or more surround you and they get brave and you become supper. Always carry an equalizer and whites need to start their own gangs and always go in groups and become the aggressor now and then,..or at least fight back viciously.

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