EU BOSS: BREAK UP AMERICA

With the help of the EU's wine budget, Jean-Claude "Drunker" arrives at a radical Alt-Right position.
In a speech aimed at Donald Trump, European Union boss Jean-Claude Juncker has called for the break up of the United States. He may not realize it, but this is a policy that a lot of people on the Alt-Right actually agree with.

Juncker, who is President of the European Commission, was speaking in Malta at the transnational European People Party's annual conference. The EPP is a gathering of various European centre right parties that work together in the European Parliament.

Talking about Donald Trump's enthusiastic support for Brexit and Marine Le Pen in France, who favours Frexit, Juncker said:
"Brexit isn’t the end. A lot of people would like it that way, even people on another continent where the newly elected US President was happy that the Brexit was taking place and has asked other countries to do the same. If he goes on like that I am going to promote the independence of Ohio and Austin, Texas in the US."



Why Austin Texas? Not sure. Must be a major secession movement in that particular city.

In the past Juncker famously said, "Borders are the worst invention ever made by politicians."

Despite their differences in outlook, both Trump and Juncker are alike in "shooting from the hip" when it comes to making off-the-cuff remarks. But, while Trump is naturally fearless and outspoken, Juncker's courage has an altogether more "Dutch" character. In EU circles Juncker is a well-known alcoholic. His informal nickname is Jean-Claude Drunker.

Trump has not yet responded on Twitter to Juncker's remarks, but, following Vice President Pence's recent visit to Europe, he is likely to be more diplomatic, although we hope not. 


 
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