GAY PORN JUMPS THE SHARK

Didgeridoo or didgeripoo?
I never thought I would, let alone could, say the words, but it seems that gay porn has finally "jumped the shark," after a gay porn studio filmed a scene in which a male porn actor was literally buggered with a didgeridoo. 

Entitled ‘Didgeridoo Me,’ the scene aired on Men.com features two roommates. One has recently returned from Australia and wakes his roommate up by playing the didgeridoo. In revenge his roommate get his own back by ramming the ethnic Aborigine wind instrument up his friend's jacksie.

OK, most of you are probably wondering if the recipient is still alive, as a didgeridoo is the same size of wood that Vlad the Impaler used to execute his victims. But, don't worry, these guys are professionals with colons like a rhino's hide -- or at least drug-addled losers that the world wouldn't miss anyway. 

Suffice to say they can take it.

But there are two genuine problems created by this breakthrough in gay porn. First on the Left, the main concern is "intersectionality," with many Leftists keen to signal how "culturally sensitive" they are, and point out what a terrible act of "cultural appropriation" this is. 
"Wow, porn actually managed to cross a line -– incredibly disrespectful to the Australian Aboriginal communities," one Twitter user wrote. "So no one is going to mention the fact that this is incredibly racist and culturally offensive? Don’t laugh, get angry."
On the website of Gay Newsone commenter sniffly remarked:
"The didgeridoo is used in Aboriginal communities to announce the birth of a new born baby, to summon the spirit ancestors of Aboriginal elders during sacred ceremonies; and is also used as an instrument to scare evil spirits. To use the didgeridoo as a sex toy is extremely offensive."
Quite, and turning a man's anus into a tunnel a wallaby could skip down isn't... 

On the business side there is a more fundamental problem. After going this far, gay porn has now literally run out of road. 

In order to make money, all porn -- not just gay porn -- has to continually go one step beyond what has been done before in terms of perverted degradation and humiliating degeneracy. But the sad truth for gay porn is that there is very little you can do beyond stuffing a massive Australian wind instrument up a man's anus that won't kill him. 

The gay porn industry now has to ask itself is it prepared to cross that final barrier. 

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