TRUMP VISITS SAUDI ARABIA, MELANIA GETS THE PIXEL TREATMENT


President Trump began his first foreign trip by touching down in Saudi Arabia, where his visit is believed to usher in a multi-billion dollar arms deal with the medieval Islamic Kingdom, which follows strict sharia law.

To satisfy proud Westerners and possibly feminists and to anger Muslim extremists and possibly Andrew Anglin, Trump's wife refused to wear a headscarf as many other female Western leaders or their wives do when visiting the Arabian kingdom. 

This presents a problem for local TV stations, which feel extremely uncomfortable broadcasting pictures of uncovered female hair. This is dealt with by pixellating out the hair, the same way that some Japanese porno movies pixellate out the embarrassingly small Japanese sexual organs. 

Above is a reconstruction of how Melania is now appearing on Arabian TV screens.



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