UNDERWATER "THOT PATROL" GIVES PORN ACTRESS SOMETHING TO CHEW ON


A porn actress making a sexy underwater video was taught an instant lesson in feminine modesty and ladylike decorum, after a passing shark decided he was't going to tolerate a thot on his watch.

Wearing a skimpy, white bathing costume that went right up her clunge and left nothing to the imagination, the actress, Miss Molly Cavalli, was jiggling her bits around in the water, inside a rather flimsy shark cage, when the disapproving shark swam between the bars and gave her a nasty nip. The cage had apparently been designed that way in order to increase visibility of the occupant.

Miss Cavalli, who seems to specialize in lesbian ass licking and "pussy eating" videos, must have feared that she was going to get "eaten out" for real. But luckily for her, the shark went for her foot, giving her a nasty but not life-threatening injury that later needed 20 stitches. 

Perhaps this incident will help Miss Cavalli reconsider the poor lifestyle choices that led her to becoming a worthless piece of "fuckmeat," instead of a highly revered mother of White children.

While it is obviously absurd to attribute any moral sense to a simple shark, there is nevertheless an inherent sense of morality in the universe and the natural world that marks out degeneracy and decadence for destruction. If we are unprepared to police and control our women then quite clearly other forces will.


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  1. There are some saying this is just a publicity stunt. You don't even see it bite her.

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