ZUCKERBERG ALMOST DEFINITELY CERTAINLY RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IN 2020

Be warned: he will weaponize his normalization.
Mark Zuckerberg, the bubble-headed geek with the Chinese wife who keeps banning you from Facebook for 30 days because you typed the words "Muslim" and "terrorist" too close together is now almost certainly, definitely running for US President in 2020. Even worse he has an excellent chance of being elected. 

Three years from now, the Alt-Right will be so disillusioned with Trump that we'll be living in the woods with Jack Donovan, tattooing and branding ourselves, and undergoing masculine feats of endurance stolen from the movie A Man Called Horse, leaving the way open for a super geek with almost complete control of social media to meme himself into the White House and then flood the country with vast hordes of H-1B visa Indians (as well as his wife's distant in-laws).

The signs of the 32-year-old tech zillionaire's growing ambition are all too evident. Just the other day, Zuckerberg, who looks like one of David Icke's lizard people squeezed into the hollowed out remains of a small boy, paid a surprise visit to a family of good, old-fashioned, down-to-earth country people, in fact the very people he looks forward to destroying once elected President. 

As reported in the Guardian:
"An Ohio family said they learned just 20 minutes before dinner on Friday evening that a planned mystery guest would be the Facebook founder and billionaire Mark Zuckerberg.“I knew we were having a mystery guest and that was about it,” Daniel Moore told a local newspaper, the Vindicator of Youngstown. “It was completely incredible.” The Vindicator reported that Zuckerberg dined with the Moore family in Newton Falls, about 55 miles south-east of Cleveland. The newspaper said Zuckerberg had asked his staff to find Democrats who voted for Donald Trump."
Zuckerberg with Ohio normies: Notice the untouched food on his plate. Reptilians like Zuckerberg are thought to have difficulty eating food that has been pre-killed. His hosts were clearly inconsiderate.
After sucking the family dry of its "normalization vibes" by pretending to eat their humble fare, Zuckerberg then returned to his limousine, where the climate is carefully controlled to mimic that of his home planet.

Only days after this, another disturbing picture emerged of Zuckerberg feeding a baby cow from a bottle of milk. Here too his secret agenda was to suck out the young animal's full normalization potential to trick potential voters into believing he was a regular Joe. 
Zuckerberg cynically co-opting an Alt-Right symbol to suck up more normalization vibes.
These deft if rather obvious PR moves tie in with his recent disavowal of atheism. Last Xmas, the Facebook founder, who formerly identified as an atheist, revealed that religion has come back into his life. As reported by the New York Post:
"He posted a short message on Facebook wishing his followers a: 'Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah from Priscilla, Max, Beast and me!' One of his devout fans questioned his religious views, writing in a comment, 'Aren’t you an atheist?' And Zuckerberg responded. 'No. I was raised Jewish and then I went through a period where I questioned things, but now I believe religion is very important,' he wrote."
In addition to touching base with America's...ahem..."Judeo-Christian values," Zuckerberg has also expressed a strong interest in Buddhism, a vessel for his wife's cloaked Chinese identitarianism. In a Facebook post he wrote:
"Priscilla is Buddhist and asked me to offer a prayer from her as well. Buddhism is an amazing religion and philosophy, and I have been learning more about it over time. I hope to continue understanding the faith more deeply." 
After more work with normie focus groups, it is highly likely that Zuckerberg will find Jesus just in time for his projected run in 2020 and find numerous occasions to wrap himself in the American flag. He may even start taking an interest in sportsball and could even buy a sports team.
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