The tragedy of an old actress craving the limelight.

A bunch of pampered Hollywood poodles held one of their famous moral signalling rituals recently called the "Golden Globes."

Usually at these events, people with serious drug and perverse sexual habits, not excluding pedophilia, and with obscene amounts of wealth, "signal" about how much they care about the environment/ baby whales/ Red Indians/ Tibet/ etc. so that they can feel like nice, moral people the next time they snort coke off an underage rent boy's arse or force some young actress to fist them for a bit part. 

This year's event was no different, with old, forgotten actress and gong-grabber Meryl Streep putting in a tearful performance that ludicrously suggested Donald Trump was about to close down Tinsel Town by kicking out all foreign-born actors:
"Thank you, Hollywood foreign press. Just to pick up on what Hugh Laurie said. You and all of us in this room, really, belong to the most vilified segments in American society right now. Think about it. Hollywood, foreigners, and the press. But who are we? And, you know, what is Hollywood anyway? It's just a bunch of people from other places... Hollywood is crawling with outsiders and foreigners. If you kick 'em all out, you'll have nothing to watch but football and mixed martial arts, which are not the arts."
Erm, not quite. We actually have more than enough movies on DVD now to last several lifetimes, and most of them way better than the comic book movies and other drivel that Hollywood has been putting out recently. 

Streep, reading her lines from an autocue, also ludicrously implied that Trump was going to harm elite journalists in some way:
"So I only ask the famously well-heeled Hollywood foreign press and all of us in our community to join me in supporting the Committee to Protect Journalists, ’cause we’re going to need them going forward and they’ll need us to safeguard the truth."
At this point she should have raised a laugh, as the idea of mainstream journalists "protecting" the truth is so blatantly absurd that any sane person would have roared with laughter, proving that Hollywood is clinically insane.

As she read her final lines, the 67-year-old actress, caked in make-up, became increasingly emotional and ended her speech by whimpering like a stuck puppy then staggering backstage for a big wet blub. 

No wonder Hollywood is dying.

We have enough DVDs. Now, fuck off!

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