The wank police would like to have a word with you.

The best form of defense is attack, so feminist Jessica Farrar, a Texas State Representative, has called for a $100 fine for all incidents of male masturbation. 

Farrar launched her insane demand in response to continuing criticism of feminists for supporting the mass murder of pre-birth humans. 

The Democrat politician's point is that if women are going to be blamed for murdering fetuses that have actual arms, legs, hands, fingers, toes, and eyes, and which actually look like human beings and are already sentient, then men should be blamed for jerking off and killing billions of tiny tadpole-like creatures most of which are designed to die by nature.

A fertile human male ejaculates between 2 and 5 ml of semen (about a teaspoon full). In each ml there are normally about 100 million sperm, so this means that an average ejaculation kills around 200 million to 500 million sperms (possibly minus one if the man is successfully making love with a mating partner).
"Into the valley of death rode the 500 million..."

In a lifetime, the average human male will produce roughly 525 billion sperm cells over a lifetime. (Essentially the high number is a design feature to compete with the sperm of other males and reveals the poor morality and sexual hygiene of pre-civilizational human society.)

Women by contrast only produce around 450 "eggs" in their lifetime. To be clear, there is nothing strongly "human" about either human sperm or human eggs, in the sense that few people would be able to tell them apart from the sperm and eggs of other mammals, but the main difference is that male sperms are designed to die, while female eggs are designed to live. 

The combined egg and sperm that then grows into a fetus however is distinctly and observably human, showing the absurdity of Farrar's comparison. 

Still, fining NEETS for jacking off might just be the thing a lot of them need to get them away from their anime porn. But before going too far down this road feminists should also consider what it might do to the rape rates. 

But, wait a minute, maybe they already have...

Farrar: not enough sperm headed in her general direction?
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